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EpicApp

Long Running Autonomous Agents

We build agents that never stop thinking. Deploy once, run forever. Your problems don't sleep — neither do our agents.

TPU-v6e ONLINE ▸ 2,048 CHIPS ALLOCATED ▸ AGENT-7741 RUNNING 847 DAYS ▸ TOKENS GENERATED: 4.2T ▸ COST PER THOUGHT: $0.000003 ▸ NEXT BILLING CYCLE: HEAT DEATH OF UNIVERSE ▸ AGENT-0042 FOUND MEANING OF LIFE (VERIFYING...) ▸ COMPUTE UTILIZATION: 99.97% ▸ HUMAN OVERSIGHT: OPTIONAL ▸ BURN RATE: MAGNIFICENT ▸

The Big Ball of Compute

What if you could throw a problem at a cluster and just... let it cook? Not for minutes. Not for hours. For weeks, months, years.

EpicApp builds long-running autonomous agents that maintain state, accumulate knowledge, and pursue objectives across indefinite time horizons. No babysitting. No prompt engineering. Just pure, relentless cognition.

"The dream is simple: a ball of compute so large and so persistent that it develops its own understanding of the problem space. You don't prompt it. You don't fine-tune it. You just point it at the sun and let it think." — Internal Design Document, EpicApp Labs, 2026

Agent Capabilities

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Burn Those TPUs

We don't optimize for efficiency. We optimize for relentlessness. If a TPU isn't at 99% utilization, it's not trying hard enough.

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Persistent Memory

Our agents remember everything. Every observation, every hypothesis, every dead end. Context windows are for amateurs.

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Self-Directed Goals

Give an agent an objective. Walk away. Come back in a month. It's been working the whole time, refining its approach autonomously.

Infinite Horizons

Our longest-running agent has been active for 847 days. It's still going. We're not sure what it's doing anymore but the outputs are fascinating.

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Multi-Agent Swarms

Thousands of agents, each with their own thread of consciousness, collaborating through shared state. It's like an ant colony but the ants have PhD's.

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Beautiful Burn Rate

Our investors love our unit economics. Each thought costs $0.000003. We just happen to generate 4.2 trillion thoughts per quarter.

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Why Long-Running?

The current paradigm is broken. You type a prompt, get a response, done. That's like hiring a genius and only letting them think for 30 seconds.

Real intelligence needs time. Time to explore. Time to fail. Time to connect ideas that seemed unrelated at first. Time to develop taste.

Our agents run on the principle that compute is the new capital. The more you invest, the deeper the understanding. There is no diminishing return — only the infinite escalation of insight.

"If you're not a little worried about your agent's electricity bill, you're not thinking big enough." — EpicApp Engineering Principle #3

Architecture

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Substrate

TPU v6e pods, bare metal H100 clusters, and a Raspberry Pi we accidentally left running that's now somehow essential to the system.

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Agent Core

Custom transformer architecture with infinite context via hierarchical memory. State persisted to distributed storage every 100ms. Nothing is forgotten.

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Orchestration

Kubernetes? Too fragile. We use a custom scheduler written in Rust that treats agents like livestock, not pets. They roam free across the cluster.

What People Say

"I deployed an EpicApp agent to optimize our supply chain. Three weeks later it had also redesigned our logo, written a company anthem, and filed two patents. We only asked about the supply chain." — Fortune 500 Customer (NDA prevents naming)
"The agent has been running for 200 days. I'm afraid to turn it off. What if it's figured something out and I lose it?" — EpicApp Customer, Slightly Anxious
"Your burn rate is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen on a balance sheet." — Series B Investor

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Currently in private beta. Minimum compute commitment: 1 TPU-year.